Mark hasn’t yet tired of asking customers if they want to add some chicken poop to their feed order. Mark’s not going crazy, he’s just having fun with our new line of lip balm called “chicken poop.” And no need to worry, there’s no actual chicken poop in this lip balm. Jamie, who makes the stuff, says one time she complained to her grandfather that she had chapped lips. Her grandfather told her to put some chicken poop on them. That way she’d stop liking her lips.
Jamie’s company also makes a darn good solid hand salve and an all natural deodorant which they call a “defunkifier.” Isn’t the packaging wonderful?